The Angry POF Guy (Lots Of Fish). I entirely forgotten about it destination

The Angry POF Guy (Lots Of Fish). I entirely forgotten about it destination

A web log in regards to the perils of experiencing a profile on “a good amount of Fish”

Sunday, June 19, 2016

I totally forgotten about it destination

Well folks, i simply stumbled right straight straight back on here and noticed we have actuallyn’t had a rant in over half per year. I have been exceptionally busy and I also have not had time for POF and their shenanigans. Therefore I checked down POF today, and you know what? Same fucking, boring, tired-assed individuals are ALWAYS here. Gee, I wonder why? It is similar to I never left. In addition to people that are same are there a single day i developed this web site are STILL AROUND! exactly what a surprise, huh? I do believe POF is such as for instance a right time capsule. An additional 40 years, once I’m in a medical home, pinching nurses asses, We’ll most likely can get on POF before my dementia kicks in but still begin to see the exact same sorry sacks on the website.

Unfortunately, i possibly couldn’t find also one profile that is intriguing trash. It absolutely was like starting a 1980s period food store when their generic brands arrived in an ordinary white package with black colored letters. Bor-ing!

That knows when– or if– we keep coming back. I have demonstrably had more meeting that is success offline these days therefore I have actuallyn’t had much reason to use POF once again.

Saturday, November 28, 2015

“I’m an elegant chick”

Really fast rant for today, ladies.

I am perhaps not the biggest sentence structure Nazi worldwide or any such thing, it is our tradition getting therefore beyond control with utilizing the incorrect terms (they truly are, here, and there and two, to, and too) that people are also making use of terms which are not even that much alike?

(my favorite that is personal was ex whom composed that she STEAL really really loves me personally. I’m no fan of thieves. Another composed she METAL really really loves me personally. She actually is bracing by by by herself or strengthening her resolve to love me personally? And both expressed words vary from ALWAYS in pronounciation.)

Whatever the case, it would appear that ladies are now CHIC that is confusing with, such as, “We’m an awesome chic.”

STYLISH (pronounced SHEEK) mans stylish or stylish. CHICK is slang for a lady. You may be “classy” you can not be “a stylish.”

Which is your sentence structure training for today. You are ( maybe maybe maybe not “your” or “yore”) welcome.

Friday, October 16, 2015

Would like to see balls but no D

Thursday, September 10, 2015

CREEPS STEER CLEAR before we mace ya ass!

Hey fellas, then i found the “best” the Nasty ‘Nati has to offer if you live in my shitty area of the country.

The great news– she’s launched her very own manufacturing business. I am unsure exactly exactly exactly what it is comprised of, but ideally this means she defintely won’t be looking at my wallet.

Regarding the drawback, unless getting maced and shanked is the thing, we question your date that is first will all of that great. Not just will this bitch “mace ya ass,” she might even compose guide about this, too.

This, my visitors, is excatly why I’m maybe maybe not dating once again until we leave Ohio.

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

A confession of kinds

Sunday, March 29, 2015

The lawn ain’t greener on the reverse side

I am mindful I have actuallyn’t been with us recently. Well, I have not been on POF in a number of years and|time that is long it is difficult to end up being the mad POF guy once I’m maybe not likely to POF any more more. I have been 4 months POF-free. I ought to acquire some sort of certification or token like AA. (i did so fleetingly try but We saw absolutely absolutely absolutely nothing well worth bitching about, simply the typical tired faces and golddiggers nevertheless dreaming about a sugar daddy.)

Somebody advised other internet web web sites, like MeetMe or Fetlife. Some body guaranteed I would “get set” at Fetlife. This individual will need to have underestimated the region associated with nation I are now living in; Cincinnati is really a town that is shitty dating, as getting a mate is evidently hard sufficient to help make headlines. Hell, Daily Beast provides Cincy a C score when it comes to singles right here, and I also believe that’s being substantial.

Well, I did try a couple of of other areas. Since it ends up, these other areas suck just as much ass as POF. Perhaps it is only online dating sites generally speaking that sucks or even simply because we reside in the ‘Nasty Nati.” Long lasting instance, it offers me personally something to rant about.

An account was made by me and work out a number of fast buddies. But, the dating scene there is just like flaky. We met that one girl on MeetMe, a gal that is slightly heavyset i am a chubby chaser, people thus I’m perhaps not whining) who described by herself as “sweet but notably opinionated.” Sweet like Saccharin, possibly? We arrive at speaking and she is the main one who indicates we meet. We trade figures but she never ever commits to a real meet and never ever calls. She stuck with random texts for a time. Finally we create a to meet, and i get stood up day. I finally asked her why we bother talking at all after she pulled this stunt a second time. She responds she already eliminated my contact number from her phone (yet continues to be magically in a position to deliver a few annoying texts afterword). Then, she extends back on MeetMe and laments exactly how no man appreciates her and exactly how difficult it is to get a good man, and all sorts of guys are jerks, etc. MeetMe/ a lot more like Mute me personally, the thing I revolved around her.

I do believe the social folks of Fetlife are typical talk no action, at the least going by the gal We met here. We chatted with one, when once more equivalent can not hold a discussion routine we see at POF. 2nd gal whom contacts me personally chats beside me, and now we trade figures. We chat for 30 days (we took a cross country journey and so I was gone a month that is all until finally we meet.

She invites us to her destination, therefore we view a film together, we have a small heavy and hot as things be seemingly going well, she states she actually is not really experiencing that well so asked me personally , and we never heard from her again. Exactly what a tease that is fucking!

VERDICT: Both internet sites suck ass. it’s the exact same tired bullshit from POF. Lets face it– internet dating in general is complete bullshit. You need to satisfy some body? Take to USA Intercourse Guide or dirty Reviews, because escorts are less costly when you look at the run that is long as well as minimum it is possible to see the reviews to see which people are legit. Fuck on the web relationship and you too if you are offended by this, fuck.